In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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