I love black thongs
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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