But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
