i don't plan on having that self control this summer
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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