At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
