Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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