i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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