I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
