I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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