Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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