He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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