it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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