i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
