I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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