brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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