I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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