last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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