you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this boner is exhausting
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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