By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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