im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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