What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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