going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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