So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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