i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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