Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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