Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
