That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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