After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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