We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize