everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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