And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
