i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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