Im at strip club and am horny
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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