doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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