I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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