he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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