shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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