don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
