everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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