I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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