handjob tips. give me some.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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