Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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