Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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