why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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