The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
