i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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