tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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