So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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