i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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