Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
