Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Floor bacon is actually really good
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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