I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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