Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
this will be a night to untag.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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