Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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