i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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