Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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