I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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