whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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