There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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